Whiskey
“Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.”
—Winston Churchill
“I always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”
—W.C. Fields
“If I cannot drink whiskey and smoke cigars in Heaven then I shall not go.”
—Mark Twain
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
—Mark Twain
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”
—Johnny Carson
“Tell me what brand of whiskey Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
—Abraham Lincoln