Beer
What does the beer you drink say about you?
I stopped in at my neighborhood tap room for a glass. The bartender asked me for my choice, I told him I wanted a beer that was “exactly like me.” That drew a strange look and silence. He was waiting patiently for me to elaborate so I told him I’d have the “Irrelevant IPA.” To his credit he burst out laughing. (It would have been another matter if he hadn’t batted an eye.)
I finished the draft and as I was walking out my bartender friend asked me how my beer was. I looked at him and smiled and told him I was “feeling much more relevant now.” We both got a good chuckle out of that.